If I were a poor dictator, I'd probably be driven around in this

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat) 08/31/2014 at 14:22 • Filed to: None

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How about you? (I can think of an infinite number of better older cars, but this is about new ones)

Tohru > My citroen won't start 08/31/2014 at 14:24

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How much is the Geely Rolls-Royce?

Brian Silvestro > My citroen won't start 08/31/2014 at 14:24

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3 Series long wheelbase!

My citroen won't start > Tohru 08/31/2014 at 14:28

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40 grand apparently.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > My citroen won't start 08/31/2014 at 14:30

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A poor dictator you say?

All I need is some black paint.

If I had to pick something new:

Conan > My citroen won't start 08/31/2014 at 14:31

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I'm sure they'd make another one for the product placement alone.

Or:

My citroen won't start > Brian Silvestro 08/31/2014 at 14:33

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Cramped rear seats are a proletarian problem.

My citroen won't start > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 08/31/2014 at 14:33

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And fender flags.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > My citroen won't start 08/31/2014 at 14:34

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And curtains.

My citroen won't start > Conan 08/31/2014 at 14:34

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I'm almost sure the Peruvian and South Korean presidents have one of those.

My citroen won't start > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 08/31/2014 at 14:36

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And a motorcade of private security A2's.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > My citroen won't start 08/31/2014 at 14:36

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A2s? Good heavens no! Q5s, but of course!

My citroen won't start > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 08/31/2014 at 14:39

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Must I remind you sir, your country is broke. We can't afford Q5's!

*Monocle falls off*

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > My citroen won't start 08/31/2014 at 14:40

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Nonsense, it is my citizens who are poor. I will have none of that nonsense, for it is nonsense!

Besides, a Q5 is not so expensive.

Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. > My citroen won't start 08/31/2014 at 14:44

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Classic

My citroen won't start > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 08/31/2014 at 15:07

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Goes insane with power.

Slant6 > My citroen won't start 08/31/2014 at 15:39

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I always thought the Amanti looked rather stately for a Kia.

My citroen won't start > Slant6 08/31/2014 at 15:54

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They were even used as state cars by some presidents.

ranwhenparked > My citroen won't start 08/31/2014 at 16:40

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For PR purposes, I'd want one of these. Fits the image of a rugged, hardworking man of the people and can go anywhere off-road for field guidance photo ops and you can take off the roof and install a grab bar in back for parades.

Vicente Esteve > Brian Silvestro 08/31/2014 at 16:55

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Id never seen that before!!

I actually like that chrome thingy

Brian Silvestro > Vicente Esteve 08/31/2014 at 16:56

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Yeah it's a nice touch.

Sadly it's an ultra unicorn outside of China.

Vicente Esteve > Brian Silvestro 08/31/2014 at 17:34

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Long Wheel base Altima Bro

I oddly like this

Brian Silvestro > Vicente Esteve 08/31/2014 at 17:43

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I wonder what my reaction would be if I saw one of these cars on the street.

Vicente Esteve > Brian Silvestro 08/31/2014 at 18:02

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Brian Silvestro > Vicente Esteve 08/31/2014 at 18:11

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Vicente Esteve > Brian Silvestro 08/31/2014 at 18:16

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Was thinking of using that Gif, but then I didnt.

Brian Silvestro > Vicente Esteve 08/31/2014 at 18:17

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But I did. So it's okay.

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Brian Silvestro 08/31/2014 at 18:59

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I've actually seen one of those, along with a 5 Series LWB. Looked a bit freakish.

Brian Silvestro > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut 08/31/2014 at 19:04

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Well they are something they were never meant to be. Only made to satisfy a market that was too big to be ignored.

WHAT'S IT LIKE

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Brian Silvestro 08/31/2014 at 19:06

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Weirdly disproportional. The 3 LWB is almost as long as a 5, and the 5 LWB nearly as long as a 7.

Brian Silvestro > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut 08/31/2014 at 19:08

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So...much...obscurity....

I'd drive one around in the US just for the lulz.

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Brian Silvestro 08/31/2014 at 19:09

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And of course, the nameplates are all marked "Li", rather than simply "i".

Brian Silvestro > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut 08/31/2014 at 19:11

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WHOA......SO MUCH STRANGE WANTS

Also, they made an E60 LWB too!?!? I thought they just started with the F10.

Awesome.